Sep 18 2008
Jesus arrested for cleaning pot?
Not our Savior! A man named Jesus Omera Robles!
[NBCi5]
While conducting a raid Tuesday morning, Navarro County Sheriff’s Office deputies found about 2,100 marijuana plants growing in a wooded area and arrested a man who they saw cleaning leaves from the stalk of a large marijuana plant, police said.
Jesus Omera Robles, 32, of Rice, was arrested at the scene after officer observed him cleaning a marijuana plant. His bond was set at $50,000.
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I’m thinking…what would it take to get a constitutional amendment on the ballot that says no more babies can be named Jesus?
M. Steve Heartsill’s last blog post..Thursday’s Question of the Day
I think the important thing to remember here is that Jesus lives in Texas which obviously implies that Texas is God’s Country.
Michael’s last blog post..2 John
Michael,
Aliternate conclusion: lots of folks in Texas name their children “Jesus”, which leads me to believe Texas is wacko country.
We could always weigh in with Jamaica and their plenteous Rastafarians. The think Hailie Selassie was Jesus reincarnated, and they smoke weed when they worship…..
Bob Cleveland’s last blog post..I Went For Lunch; What I Had Was Church
Michael…your post simply shows how little you know!
M. Steve Heartsill’s last blog post..Thursday’s Question of the Day
Michael makes an outstanding point. The rest of you are heretics.
Texas in Africa’s last blog post..hmmm…
Oh, Silly Jesus. First he’s my homeboy, then he’s singing and dancing in his new hit song “Rock Me Sexy Jesus” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSVR94c0bqM) and now this.
What has fake cultural white American Jesus come to?
Stuart’s last blog post..Chill Out
TIA,
Thanks for the support.
Stuart,
I couldn’t help but laugh when I read the words “fake cultural white American Jesus”. That’s good stuff.
To the rest of you Texas-haters . . . consider this you’re only warning.
Michael’s last blog post..2 John
Michael…Isn’t Texas normally about as hot as hades this time of the year?
Hasn’t Texas now had two hurricanes this season–which means that God has been punishing your state for being so evil? We all know these storms reflect God’s judgment…and I can’t think of a better state to be judged…
M. Steve Heartsill’s last blog post..Ever Get Tired Just Thinking About Something?
Michael & TIA,
Tsk tsk… as Kinky Friedman says: “They ain’t makin’ Jews like Jesus anymore”.
:))
Now…A3, there’s a good representative of Texas–Kinky Friedman…what kind of mother names her son Kinky…
I sure would be proud of that name, how about you?
M. Steve Heartsill’s last blog post..Ever Get Tired Just Thinking About Something?
Steve,
You’ve been blacklisted. Until I get a public apology to all the great people of Texas, I will be rooting for whoever plays Alabama.
And God only gives us hurricanes because none of the other states are strong enough to deal with them.
And Kinky isn’t his real name. It was the name he wrote under. Kinky in all his defaults is still better than the best in Alabama. Has anyone famous even come from AL?
Michael’s last blog post..2 John
Oh, I don’t know Michael…How about Helen Keller, Hank Aaron, Nat “King” Cole, Hugo Black, Harper Lee, Jesse Owen, Rosa Parks, Hank Williams, Zelda Fitzgerald, Kevin Bussey, and even Steve Heartsill…
Since you are from Texas…I’m sure you will need some assistance…so, just ask and I’ll tell you who these famous people are…
Now…let’s compare them to Kinky…Ross Perot, Lyndon Johnson, and Dan Rather…wow…what a fine list you have there Michael…
M. Steve Heartsill’s last blog post..Ever Get Tired Just Thinking About Something?
You had me until the last two.
And I haven’t even heard of half those people. You must be old.
Michael’s last blog post..2 John
No Michael…not old…just smart!
After all, I’m not from Texas…haven’t lived in Texas…and don’t really like to visit Texas…
M. Steve Heartsill’s last blog post..Can Anyone Relate?
Steve,
I don’t know, you got me there. But Kinky’s mother named him Richard
A3, Google is wonderful, isn’t it!
Don’t go helping all of those Texans…I had liked you up to this point!
M. Steve Heartsill’s last blog post..Can Anyone Relate?
Steve,
Ya might have been “popped” me some other time as a Googler, but I’ve been a big fan of “the Kinkster” for years and, believe it or not, that’s just one of the few pieces of trivia I actually happen to know :)) I used to listen to Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys all the time (well, maybe just some times). I even visited his campaign headquarters in Austin when he was running for governor in 06. I might still have the T-shirt I bought!
Why shouldn’t anyone else be named Jesus? Historically, it’s not unique to one person.