Jun 23 2008
god arrested for selling cocaine near Tampa church

[Sun-Sentinel]
Not God Almighty! Police say a man named God was arrested near a Tampa church for selling cocaine.
Read about it here.
[From me]
Man, I couldn’t make stuff up like this. Who would name their child God? I wonder what his defense will be?
What do you think?
5 responses so far

Well…… lots of Hispanics name their little boys “Jesus”, and you know about that Trinity thing, so……….
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I wanted to name my son Mephibosheth, but my wife didn’t like that idea. Oh well…
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I guess when he goes to court to stand trial it will be a case of “God In the Dock.”
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Will he use the defense “God told me to do such and such”? Then he could say he was talking to himself. Then comes the plea of insanity or some such poppycock.
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Or, when he talks the oath of office, he’ll say, “I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, so help myself…”
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