May 29 2008
How should he explain this to his wife?
A 50-year-old Lutz man hired a nude maid to clean his 2,281-square foot home Friday.
The woman arrived at the Cheval home in a one-piece light colored dress. She took off the one-piece light colored dress. She cleaned the house per their $100-per-hour agreement. Four bedrooms, three baths.
She redressed and left.
Shortly after, the man’s wife came home from vacation to discover $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.
The man told Hillsborough Sheriff’s deputies he’d only left the maid alone in the bedroom a short while, spokeswoman Debbie Carter said.
Deputies are investigating. The nude maid, whom the man found on the Internet, is described as a white female, age 21 to 24.
Source here.
[From me]
How stupid. Let’s see what kind of excuses we can find for this man to give his wife. Be nice, but funny.
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This may be a little off the subject but…where did she hide the jewelry?
As for the husband…can you say “dead duck?” I want to know how he explains hiring a nude maid and then only leaving her for a short while in the bedroom. Wife: “Honey, what were you doing while she was in the other bedrooms and bathroom?” Husband: “Helping her fold sheets”
Man, am I glad I am not in his shoes!!!
Bill(cycleguy)’s last blog post..An Image Problem
Maybe, this was one husband’s wonderful, thoughtful gift to his wife for her birthday–having the house nicely cleaned so she wouldn’t feel like she needed to do anything on her special day!
And, while he was giving her a gift, he gave himself a little gift.
M. Steve Heartsill’s last blog post..Jesus is Lord!
“Honey… I’m an idiot.”
Art Rogers’s last blog post..Church Staffing: The Search
“But honey, you TOLD ME to never EVER hire another one of those maids with those little bitty short dresses.
So I didn’t….”
Bob Cleveland’s last blog post..Easy Believism .. Round THREE??
“Honey, I’ve been listening to the Emergents talk about transparency and authenticity, and I just wanted to try to be more spiritual.”
Kevin S’s last blog post..The Eschatology of Charles Haddon Spurgeon
“Honey, do you remember the story of Adam and Eve? Well, I thought it would be nice to return for one day the way things were before the fall, when people were naked and unashamed.”