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Aug 10 2007

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Kevin Bussey

Breaking News— I broke the 757 Sermon record “caffeine enhanced”

Posted at 5:00 am under breaking news, caffeine, coffee, messages

This week I delivered my 757th message. I have a confession to make. I have been speaking “caffeine enhanced.” If that means I need an asterisk next to my name then so be it. I brew a pot of Starbucks every Sunday before I speak. I just had to get that off my chest.

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11 responses so far

11 Responses to “Breaking News— I broke the 757 Sermon record “caffeine enhanced””

  1. Monk-in-Trainingon 10 Aug 2007 at 5:47 am 1

    Well Kevin, I am so very glad you have laid down such a heinous burden. You know Confession is good for the Soul!

    † Ego te absolvo a peccatis tuis….

  2. Marcoon 10 Aug 2007 at 6:31 am 2

    Coffee puts the system under the strain of metabolizing a deadly acid-forming drug, depositing its insoluble cellulose, which cements the wall of the liver, causing this vital organ to swell to twice its proper size. In addition, coffee is heavily sprayed. (Ninety-two pesticides are applied to its leaves.) Diuretic properties of caffeine cause potassium and other minerals to be flushed from the body.

    Get the real scoop on coffee at http://www.CaffeineAwareness.org
    And if you drink decaf you wont want to miss this special FREE report on the Dangers of Decaf available at http://www.soyfee.com

  3. totaltransformationon 10 Aug 2007 at 8:18 am 3

    But the big question is, did you use steroids to reach that record? Be honest.

  4. Tom Bryanton 10 Aug 2007 at 8:30 am 4

    They can test for caffeine, I use doughnuts!

  5. texasinafricaon 10 Aug 2007 at 9:00 am 5

    Kevin, I am shocked! SHOCKED! :)

  6. Geekwadon 10 Aug 2007 at 9:46 am 6

    I am also pretty dependant on caffeine. Not so bad that I get withdrawl headaches (lately), but enough that missing my morning coffee will throw off most of my day. Does it ever bother you to be running around “enhanced” a lot of the time?

  7. Bill Nettleson 10 Aug 2007 at 10:29 am 7

    Why Starbucks? Aren’t there any Christian-mission based “coffeeterias” that will sell you beans? This confession is almost as damaging as saying you’re a 5-point caffeinist. :)

  8. kevin busseyon 10 Aug 2007 at 12:27 pm 8

    I don’t know why the comments are showing up. Sorry!

  9. Kurton 10 Aug 2007 at 12:41 pm 9

    You look like you’ve still got some shakes from last weeks pot.

  10. Monk-in-Trainingon 10 Aug 2007 at 1:15 pm 10

    “5-point caffeinist” !!!

    Oh my gosh,I nearly spit out my beverage of choice!! (and being Anglican, it is tea.)

  11. Guyon 10 Aug 2007 at 5:20 pm 11

    Kevin,

    As long as you just brew but don’t inhale….I mean drink :)

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